LeadToGold.com

Providing 21st Century Alchemical Solutions Since 1024 A.D.

Welcome to LeadToGold.com!  Our specialty: transmuting lead into gold!  Our lab will transmute any lead that you mail us to pure gold, for the low price of $1000 USD (plus S+H) per ounce. Results guaranteed!

Ask about our upcoming special offer: Alkahest, the universal solvent!  Guaranteed to get those tough stains out of anything.  Or sign up for our Elixir of Youth beta program!

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